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Mother of my kid(s) I like to fuck. A momkilf is an irresistible woman to the father of their children; a unique subset of the otherwise well known MILF acronym, however far more superior due to the parental, sexual, and likely emotional bond the mother and father share.
“Hey son, where’s your momkilf?”
“Damn, where’s momkilf when you need her. I miss her sweet and sexy ass.”
by Leahthemomkilf July 11, 2018
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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