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When someone is acting like a mom because you don't want to do something. They want you to do it so they threaten you with the mom card.
Boy: Damn, I don't want to go to work tomorrow .
Girl: You better! Don't make me throw out the Mom Card .....
by Grandma Bee July 25, 2016
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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Similar to a V-card, but referring to a first pregnancy rather than just ones virginity.
Dude! Did you hear about Trisha? First time splashing cherries and she straight got that mom card swiped same time as that v-card. Homegirl is prego.
by Matthew Van Gorder May 13, 2008
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When you are so butt hurt about spending your own money you take your mother's credit card and use it for the various needs of you and your posse.
John- "Hey bro, wanna mom card this for me?"

Bob- "Sure dog, my mom won't care."
by Mister Batman December 22, 2016
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