A Molly Story is signified by a girl who insists on telling insignificant and mindnumbing stories out of context in the middle of conversation. During this she will insist on capturing the attention of all present..whilst repeating the story until each person has been 'enlightened'. She will then proceed to cry.

This girl must be loveable, but exhasperating in her anecdotes.
A Molly Story:

"Guys! Guys! GUYS!"
"..What?"
"Sometimes i go upstairs to fetch something... and forget what i went up for."
"...That's great Molly."
by theoriginalschnurrbart December 21, 2011
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Mollie she loves Justin's long dick 💯she never talks back to Justin bec he's daddy 👀💯she plays games even tho Justin want to give her sum meat 🍖 🍑🍆and she only allows him to tease and kiss he 💯🤷🏾 ♂️She slow and plays Justin like a Xbox she stay slipping and tripping 😂😂she smokes and hates Justin 😭😭💀😭it's only obvious how she feels about Justin 😤💀
Mollie the person who hats Justin 😤😭😭💀
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The Greatest band in the world, they have the best combinations of instrumensts ever. If you havent ever heard these guys play.....you havent lived. Do yourself a favor and download one of their songs.....like....Devil Dance Floor.
by Anonymous May 12, 2003
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Miss Molly
1. a gawgeous gal
2. a woman that is amazing
3. none other compare
4. bmw z4 to me the geo
5. the greatest thing there is
Miss Molly let's play Halo and watch the OC and maybe some Whose Line.
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A simple device for preventing the accidental useage of a device. (e.g. plastic covers over fire alarm switches so that they can't be set off accidentally.)
The Jargon File defines a molly-guard as:
" A shield to prevent tripping of some Big Red Switch by clumsy or ignorant hands. Originally used of the plexiglass covers improvised for the BRS on an IBM 4341 after a programmer's toddler daughter (named Molly) frobbed it twice in one day. Later generalized to covers over stop/reset switches on disk drives and networking equipment. In hardware catalogues, you'll see the much less interesting description “guarded button”."
Yeah, the janitor put molly-guards over all the fire alarm buttons in the sports hall, so now we can't set them off by slamming them with a ball.
Can still set them off if you lift the cover though...
by Helix666 July 20, 2007
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To hit extremely hard with an open or closed fist. vrb.
"Molly Whoppin on 4's every fuckin day/ I love the word molly whoppin its my favorite mang/ cause i love to do it...
by Thizztapher December 28, 2007
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