The state of being so violently high that one can only describe the feeling as having been "molested" by marijuana.

A sudden and sinus-clearing onset gives way to a body high that replicates some symptoms of cerebral palsy and leaves the smoker pasted to the surface upon which they're seated.

The head high follows suit, with a brain-burning sensation that transforms any and all coherent thought and emotion into a thick molasses.

Most often occurs after ripping a giant bong.
David: ...woh...we just ripped that lux like 8 times in 8 minutes...i think...

Chris: ...i'm sooooo molested...

David: ...gurgle...
by RIPYoda October 03, 2010
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A station for moles to vibe and chill without consequence
Mole #1: yo ima head down to the molestation.
Mole #2: Mk
Mole #3: penis
by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021
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to touch without permission
dude did you even ASK that dog if you could pet it? It's really uncool to molest things
by mc wiggle April 18, 2007
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someone who subjects others to unwanted or improper sexual activities
"Is my husband a child molester?"
by Babyloo April 07, 2014
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assault or abuse (a person, especially a woman or child) sexually.
Molest~To sit next to a 7 year old girls bed and start grabbing at her chest and touching her in places without permission.
by Sunnydill December 22, 2016
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n. The Molester has various unique characteristics. Often seen associating with his good friend The Lurker at NASCAR events, he preys on fat chicks and teenage boys. He can easily be identified by his Looney Toons tee-shirt tucked into blue jean shorts with no belt. He calls cruising the parking lot at the race "grazing". His trademark saying is "Sup' brah?" Beware.
"The Molester is at it again. I heard he bagged Big Brenda and little Timmy last weekend."
by LukeDuke December 23, 2004
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'noun' A very attractive person/child. Often used to describe someone under the age of 18 or up to 15 years younger than you. If it's more than 15 years you are just a pervert.
Girl 1 (age 23): "OMG! That 15 year old boy is such a little molestable!"
Girl 2 (age 24) : "Like OMG like totally! I would soo do him!"
Girl 1 (age 23) : "You should so do it! His parents are really cool, you won't even have to do time!"
by Savah March 20, 2007
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