When your trying so hard to be drunk and high, that it doesn't even occur to you how ridiculous it is that your yelling out "Im so drunk and high!!!"

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.