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A very dry yet loose pussy in need of lots of lube. Once lubed you can easily fit your whole hand inside. She will just lay there though on her back and say "best get the lube". She will lay there missionary with her quick sand tits and slug nipples sinking into them whilst you slip inside now safe in the knowledge that you ain't gonna get a sandpaper rash.
Best get the lube out im like the mojave again down there. You'll need to excavate my slug like nipples from my quick sand tits too
by Montiero is the worst Chris November 19, 2020
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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A desert in the southwest United States, in parts of Nevada, California, Arizona, and Utah
NCR Trooper: Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
by PresidentKimball April 14, 2020
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home of the rutan brothers and is rumored to be a portal to hell
wow the rutans live in mojave but there is a lot of evil around this town
by cataracks April 28, 2011
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Microsofts next generation operating system. Makes up for the failure of Vista.
Our productivity went up 300% once we upgraded to the new Windows Mojave.
by Diabeetus October 18, 2008
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The act or state of being incredibly hard and ready to be falached; used in describing the appearance of a person or their: penis, muscles, tits, clitoris, etc.
Ex 1: God dam girl your making me real mojave right now.
Ex 2: Hot dam, those bitches tits are so mojave.
by DJ Middleton April 26, 2009
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(As in "mojave expiriment" done by windows.) A girl who is fake and superficial. All the girls hate her, all the guys think she's hot.
Keeton: Wow that chick is so hot.
Kait: Ew. She's so mojave. Seriously she should wipe that stupid bleachy smile off her face.
Keeton: Whatever I think she's hot.
by KaitWormKeziah December 22, 2008
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