A very dry yet loose pussy in need of lots of lube. Once lubed you can easily fit your whole hand inside. She will just lay there though on her back and say "best get the lube". She will lay there missionary with her quick sand tits and slug nipples sinking into them whilst you slip inside now safe in the knowledge that you ain't gonna get a sandpaper rash.

A desert in the southwest United States, in parts of Nevada, California, Arizona, and Utah

The act or state of being incredibly hard and ready to be falached; used in describing the appearance of a person or their: penis, muscles, tits, clitoris, etc.

(As in "mojave expiriment" done by windows.) A girl who is fake and superficial. All the girls hate her, all the guys think she's hot.

home of the rutan brothers and is rumored to be a portal to hell

Microsofts next generation operating system. Makes up for the failure of Vista.

The Fallout: New Vegas equivalent of the Arrow to the knee meme from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, originating from the generic dialog lines spoken by NCR troopers throughout the game.