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this guy is a genius. He knows everything. He never loses a fact war cause he knows random stupid facts that don't matter.
Dude i'm going to pull a Moiz and win that debate.
by JinjuProductions April 13, 2011
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Moiz is a extremely talented dude he is super nice and chill he will always lighten up the room and make you smile, an amazing friend and at times mentor full charisma and jokes over all perfect
Moiz is so funny im glad hes my friend
by Kelv kelv May 22, 2019
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an absolutely swaggity dude, incredibly tall, has an awesome cat and a funny voice that can crack really well. can make you laugh, is also very very good at math hubba hubba!
woah i asked Moiz to help me with my math revision yesterday, and dude i passed that exam

Moiz deadass is one of the funniest people ive ever met
by the absolute swaggity January 22, 2019
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A moiz is a person who women are instantly attracted to. Their charm is irresistible and just thinking about them makes their admirers oRgAsm. They are literal gods of sex. Period.
OMG look at that sexy guy over there . He's a total MOIZ.
by Sexygoblin69 September 18, 2020
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This guys hates his life. He hates school and is good at absolutely nothing at all. He is like the weather, always keeps on changing. There are days when he is friendly and days when he is grumpy and sad. When a Moiz is grumpy and sad STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM
Why is he so Moiz all the time
by Whyurban March 26, 2019
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Moiz is a piece of shit, that only gives a fuck about himself. He's hypocritical, only thinks about himself. And if you piss him off, he will become a moody twat that threatens to kill himself. Doesn't give a shit about getting help for his depression problem because he wants to be hip and cool! And lies about mental health problems. If you ever meet a short, piece of shit, pimple faced freak. Stay away from him.
Person #1: Moiz is the stupidest person I've ever met.
Person #2: Yeah, he's always so moody.
by uwu yes daddy May 28, 2019
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