When a girl sucks your dick and it has a large amount of spit on it and you then proceed to have sexual intercourse
by Iloveyoucow1 September 14, 2018
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The act of taking a crap and a piss at the same time in your pants because you are too lazy to get out of your bed at night. When performed, the yellow-brownish liquidy waste should look like a swamp.
I performed a moisty mire last night ij my bed. The smell was so horrific in the morning that my wife divorced me.
by Jimmyhatesmatthew January 06, 2018
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verb to crack a moisty

The initial leekage of secreted liquid (taste can vary) within a woman's nethers upon extreme arousal. Doubles as a handy natural lubricant.
Husband: Is that golden syrup you've spilt again??

Wife: No I've just cracked a moisty...
by Medleys October 04, 2006
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manky-ness that just is not nice, no-one wants to touch it
it could be anyone or anything
oi don't touch that thats a moisty wet wet innit bruv
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Slang for "show us your vagina."

Aka drop a flap, show us your vag, show us your axe wound.
Hey sluts, get your moisty out!
by getyourmoistyout November 07, 2010
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somone who moists out.. i.e. pikes, lazy as well as a bit wet behind the ears.talks in low soft whispers and yet is somewhat hopeful..if only slightly annrebriated.
Youre not coming again? Your'e such a moisty.He's not leaving the house today.He prefers to moist in front of the playstation.
by james January 11, 2004
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