When a girl sucks your dick and it has a large amount of spit on it and you then proceed to have sexual intercourse
by Iloveyoucow1 September 14, 2018
The act of taking a crap and a piss at the same time in your pants because you are too lazy to get out of your bed at night. When performed, the yellow-brownish liquidy waste should look like a swamp.
I performed a moisty mire last night ij my bed. The smell was so horrific in the morning that my wife divorced me.
by Jimmyhatesmatthew January 06, 2018
verb to crack a moisty
The initial leekage of secreted liquid (taste can vary) within a woman's nethers upon extreme arousal. Doubles as a handy natural lubricant.
The initial leekage of secreted liquid (taste can vary) within a woman's nethers upon extreme arousal. Doubles as a handy natural lubricant.
by Medleys October 04, 2006
by FollowAndLikeForFreeDeath April 17, 2018
by Ali gay, BAM the finger guns May 15, 2018
by getyourmoistyout November 07, 2010
somone who moists out.. i.e. pikes, lazy as well as a bit wet behind the ears.talks in low soft whispers and yet is somewhat hopeful..if only slightly annrebriated.
Youre not coming again? Your'e such a moisty.He's not leaving the house today.He prefers to moist in front of the playstation.
by james January 11, 2004

