Urban Dictionary: Moisturizing

The idea of questioning if Chris from Mrbeast YouTube videos moisturizes.

Fart moisture is the result of water evaporating off a turtle head and condensing in one's undergarments/arse crack/trousers.

Oh dear, oh dear... I'm stuck here with fart moisture... I had better have a poo, hadn't I?

by Agent 47 June 16, 2007

When a girl is really horny and want you to fuck her damp pussy.

by White Retard February 06, 2018

The state of being low on money and needing to find a source or better source of cash flow.

Yeah the job interview went well but it sounds like you don't make much starting out and you know I have to moisturize my situation.

by jdawg56269 March 27, 2010

Bloom Moisture Cult is the alternate-universe version of Blue Oyster Cult, a hideous stoner band from the 1970s.

Bloom Moisture Cult is ruining my LIFE!

by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010

Guy 1: God i need some moisture for my stables
Guy 2: Yeah same lets go to KFC

by Frankie vb July 07, 2012

I gently tilled the fields of her delicate moisture farm.

by bifurious February 16, 2007