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Synonym for a male's sex life. Used to obscure the subject of the conversation when around others (girlfriends, parents, eavesdroppers etc.).
Example 1:
Tom: Cuz, I heard you got that hot chick to go back to your place last night, how'd that work out??
Sharif: Yeah right dude, the moisture industry is taking a beating in this economy.
Example 2:
Tom: Yo kid, you and Jen been hangin out a lot recently, what's up with that?
Sharif: For real, thank god the moisture industry is back on the rise, I was just about to turn gay.
Tom: Cuz, I heard you got that hot chick to go back to your place last night, how'd that work out??
Sharif: Yeah right dude, the moisture industry is taking a beating in this economy.
Example 2:
Tom: Yo kid, you and Jen been hangin out a lot recently, what's up with that?
Sharif: For real, thank god the moisture industry is back on the rise, I was just about to turn gay.
by TeaOhEm May 28, 2011
Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007