geese or pond bird dropping that is very fresh and wet
Thoose birds keep leaving moist poolets on my dock in the pond
by kayaker2008 April 03, 2005
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'Your moist' is a slang word for lame. Mostly used when someone does something wet.
Tom: i play minecraft 24/7.
Chris: your moist cuz.
by Manlyk M December 19, 2016
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wet and/or moist underpanties with hairs of varying sorts and lengths, including (but not limited to) curly and/or flattened varieties, which are interwoven into the fibers of the unders/underwear/boxer briefs (insert your preference here).
don't get caught dead with a moist maverick.
by milkshake1849 January 21, 2009
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Moist Garbage is a term similar to "Hot Garbage." It is supposed to sound worse than Hot Garbage or grosser. This word was created by Ryukahr in a Super Mario Maker video titled "WE HAD TO INVENT A NEW TERM FOR THIS ONE...Super Mario Maker"
That level is Moist Garbage its so bad!
by JTudela June 21, 2019
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The complete state of panty wetness induced when a redneck boy takes his redneck girl to a monster truck show at Monster Jam. May also induce wetness for any MILF attending a Monster Jam event that is there with their pre-pubescent boys and they are into trucks.
Kleatus took Sarah to Monster Jam last night. She was squirming in her seat the whole time and was so horned up over them big trucks she done went and got all Monster Moist.
by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015
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A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.
"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."

"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."
by moist robot April 17, 2007
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An ass that is the moistest
That moist ass is so moist, I thought I was at Miami Seaquarium
by SentientChair November 10, 2018
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