The sexual act of dipping your dick in chocolate jello pudding and slapping your lovers face with it, non-concentual
I gave my girl a moist Cosby when she misbehaved
by John Sketch March 14, 2019
Get the mug
Get a Moist Cosby mug for your barber Jovana.
The act of a woman licking her palm prior to giving her man a hand job in order to lubricate and prevent chaffing and improve the experience. It is not an alteration of a hand job, but its own entity.
As the girl was about to go down on me, she pulled up, licked her hand, and gave me a moist job first.

-Andrew Dyer was the original creator of the term.
by Michael-Edwards-PHX April 10, 2010
Get the mug
Get a Moist Job mug for your barber Bob.
If a lady isn't wet she might not want to fuck.
Girl A: He keeps busting out the lube... I guess I'm not that into him"
Girl B: "Moist not want not"
by DJ horrible August 11, 2009
Get the merch
Get the Moist not want not neck gaiter and mug.
Is basically an overly wet gross pussy, gots aids. Best way to describe your mom
"I would Fuck Jenny but I heard she has a moist calzone"
by RandyKevincodyconnor May 11, 2015
Get the merch
Get the moist calzone neck gaiter and mug.