moist uzi

When your vaginal region is so overwhelmed with a surplus of water in which bathing,swimming, or drinking is possible.

my moist uzi is overflowing with goodness

by Alex Lester December 4, 2017

Moist Slide

Letting loose a fart but you shit your undies or panties just a little bit instead.

I did a moist slide during the meeting. I had to excuse myself for a quick wipe.

by Dick Onchin August 14, 2020

Moist Cosby

The sexual act of dipping your dick in chocolate jello pudding and slapping your lovers face with it, non-concentual

I gave my girl a moist Cosby when she misbehaved

by John Sketch March 14, 2019

Moist Auger

When your girlfriend gives you a startling, but welcomed surprise of licking her index finger and probing your ass and ticking the prostate during a hot, sloppy blow job.

Dude I went out with a Kendra last night and she surprised me with an awesome moist auger. Her sausage fingers made it even better.

by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017

Stay Moist

An effective and polite way of saying goodbye to someone, or ending a conversation. Generally said to express good wishes when parting ways.

"Was nice hanging out, see you later."
"Stay moist!"

by TacoConsumer February 6, 2018

moist glory

Moistness in the upmost and highest achievement of honor with outstanding achievements in being moist to the highest level that one object or person can pursue and/or accomplish.

Without elation, without and interval of moist glory, the cold was gone.

by Da ballyball team March 22, 2017

Moist Bitch

A person who is upset about something.

That dude is acting like a moist bitch.

by Philatron73 October 3, 2018