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The greatest word in the dictionary. Add to an innocent sentence to make it sound dirty. Double the pleasure by combining with words like panties and genitals. Moist is the perfect word to make others uncomfortable.
"That's so moist."
"Dude, unless you're describing cake, moist isn't very cool."

"Doesn't that make your panties moist?"
<Group of listeners disperses with looks of disgust>
by Donkey Punching Queen December 11, 2012
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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The word that if said properly can make many people uncomfortable.
Adam: "That's some MOIST water"
Neil: "Dude, you cant say weird stuff like that"
by MOIST_SOCKS1104 June 14, 2017
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Used to describe a soft, cheesy or girly person or situation.
Guy : I sang to my girlfriend last night .

Friend : that’s bloody moist
by Thedapperman February 08, 2018
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A very obese, lazy bitch sitting in a 110 degree room, who hasn't showered in 5 years, and is entirely naked.
Neil: I live with a moist bitch.
The choir: *gasps*
by Humanish October 01, 2020
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A word that everyone says they hate. but they secretly like because it is weirdly sexual.
random teenager: omg i just like, hate the word moist like, so much
other teenager: yeah same. *wink wink*
by monstar1707 November 24, 2020
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wet, name, cataphone, closes doors on people during rushh, acts stupid but very very smart, can be used as a name or call. Also Plz Approve, I need money.
Person A:Hi
Person B:MOIST
by SkyHawkGuy November 05, 2019
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