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When you get water on your feet and walk on a carpet (or rug) and ur feet feel weird and you get that weird carpet smell.
“Yo I got moist carpet foot” said Tommy

Ew dude get away from me” said Chris, disgusted.
by vngel1a March 01, 2021
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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