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When your girlfriend gives you a startling, but welcomed surprise of licking her index finger and probing your ass and ticking the prostate during a hot, sloppy blow job.
Dude I went out with a Kendra last night and she surprised me with an awesome moist auger. Her sausage fingers made it even better.
by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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