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Mohsen (Persian: محسن) is an Iranian given name for males. It is the Persian version of the Arabic name "Muhsin" which literally means a beneficent person (someone who does good). Muhsin is a Quranic name.
Hey Mohsen. How are you doin today?
by Nicolas M M April 18, 2009
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Mohsen is a sweet and kind hearted boy, who's also so beautiful. He loves eating watermelon, apples and pandas. His favorite snack are oreos, he's as yummy as an oreo thus gets called Oreo.
His beauty is so unbelievable that it can drive anyone crazy. His eyes are so big and shiny, just beautiful. His lips are so yummy and look so sweet. His beautiful hair is dark and smooth, matches his face so well.

Mohsen is the smartest one, he can learn anything by himself and he can even teach the teachers.
He may forget a lot of things (almost everything) , as to which it's a phenomenon called Mossin, but he always remembers everything that is truly important to him. If a Mohsen remembers you or something you've said, know you're very special.
The people who have a Mohsen are the luckiest ones. They would go to sleep and wake up happy everyday. They would know what the true meaning of happiness is. They would have someone who they would never get bored from, someone who could make them laugh even when everything is going wrong, and make you laugh out loud even when your dad is sleeping right next to you. Someone who protects them, someone loyal, someone who's always Onest. Basically, they would be living a dream.
You have a problem in your life? Get a Mohsen, a simple hi from him will make all your problems go away.

They say no one is perfect but the people who say that haven't met a Mohsen. Everyone should get himself a Mohsen. Mohsen is golden <3
Mohsen? That guy is the hottest!
Mohsen's girlfriend is the luckiest.
That Mohsen is so cute.
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Mohsen. A word that has become synonymous with looking sexy/fine/hot.

Originally 'Mohsen' was a legend, a mythological creature that left women blinded by his beauty and sexiness.
compliment: Hey boy, you like Mohsen today.
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a persian guy with an 11 inch cock who loves agressive sex.
did you see his cock?
he is a mohsen
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A stereotype. A name often associated with Iranian taxi drivers who let the back portion of their hair grow out of proportion, style their facial hair in a way that could only be described as a pornstache and use compact discs (among other things) to decorate their rear view mirrors.
محسن! پشت مو رو بچسب به مولا
Roughly translated: Yo, Mohsen, check out the back portion of my hair! It puts horses to shame, now beat that, punk!
by IgneusMaeror September 23, 2009
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Neanderthal. an unknown creature who is living in Iran. His only weakness is his eyes. There is a rumor going around that he reacts angrily toward a drop of water.
-look at that hairy neanderthal,m
-His name is mohsen
-ow, asisam(my dear)
by room318 August 17, 2018
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