Urban Dictionary: Mohammed

Trash at fortnite.

Asks Akik(the best fortnite player) to carry him.

a) Who is this guy?

b) Mohammed.
a) Oh the worst fortnite player.

by Emirhan Kutlu March 08, 2019

A smart and handsome guy, No one is more superior than Mohammed.
Mohammed is the strongest person you will ever meet also the coolest⚔️⚔️⚔️
Mohammed is the type of guy to steal you girl less the 0.5 Seconds.Never mess with a Mohammed.Never underestimate the Mohammed he is always better than you.

Classmate:How much did you get on your exam?
Mohammed:Oh got 100 like always.
Classmate: -_-

Random teens: Let’s go fight Mohammed it will be very tough but we can handle him.
Mohammed: Hey.
Random teens:We want to fight you.
Random teens:Trip over Mohammed’s feet and Mohammed laughs at them and says never mess with the Mohammed🥊

by Dustyyyyyyyy October 13, 2019

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Mohammed is a dumb ass who thinks the world revolves around him . He thinks that he has a big dick and always tries to show off. The only reason people like Mohammed is because he hangs out with the “popular” kids , when in reality he’s just a clout chaser . He always tries to make others feel bad about themselves and always blames others for his problems. He’s just a dick

Hey isn’t that your friend Mohammed?
Me: no he’s a FUCKING CLOUT CHASER

by Anonymous.1218 February 27, 2019

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Absolute fucking badass
The embodiment of Mr Steal Your Girl
Has Big Dick
His mere presence makes women wet

1: bro watch your girl, Mohammeds around
2: OK thanks bro

by Balljugulus the mighty June 05, 2021

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The name of the Muslim guy in the store with a full bag .

Person 1: Who is that?

Person 2: Thats Mohammed buying his son a bigger backpack.

by BryanlikeBrayn December 13, 2018

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A kid that tries to act tough and has a big forehead and has no sense of humour

Mohammed thinks he's tough and has doesn't know the meaning of laughter

by fayyaz is dumb January 30, 2019

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Super rich gold digger-looking for terrorist lookin ass bitch. Ugly ass big, long nosed mofo gay boy who tries to pull girls but nobody wants his hairy D.

Who is that gay boy riding a camel?
Oh that's Mohammed, he's gonna blow us up/

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by your mom's grandma's nan November 29, 2018

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