Urban Dictionary: Mohammed

mohammed

“he has small dk”
“he’s gay”
“he has crooked teeth”
“ he dumb bitch”
Duh duh blah blah blah SHUT THE FUCK UP who the fk you think yous are fking stating false shi under the name of mohammed and stating shi about his appearance while yous there looking like questionable fking creators behind the screen, its fucking disgusting so please stop with the bullshi

Theres so much words to describe mohammed but the main are sweet, kind, funny, soft, quiet, real tall, skinny, and most humble person.
mohammed in your vision may look quiet, shy, skinny, baddas , player, mean, junkie, cold hearted and that’s how he is most of the time the reason he is like that is because the society this generation and the people around gets him to get involved and do cause he wants to fit in and that’s how others see him
but theres a side of him deep deep down inside I know that his the kindest person his a strong person mentally his most warm hearted, his simple and innocence, and his Sweet as the last smile of sunset and his As soft as silk, he might not know this and not show it on the out side.

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Mohammed

Dates back to 572 AD when it was first given to the Prophet of Islam. The origins of the name are Arabian, roughly translating to "Blessed" or "Praised." It is now officially the Most common name in the world.

Unfortunately, due to the downfall of intelligence in some countries of the world, citizens bearing this name often face undue prejudice from the bottom of the social barrel.

Scenario 1
Ming: Whats your name?
Mohammed: Mohammed
Ming: Nice to meet you! My name is Ming. What do you do for a living?
Mohammed: Nice to meet you too, Ming. I am a doctor. What do you do?
Ming: I am an engineer.

by The__Doc February 05, 2010