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Mohammed the most sexiest guy ever. He'll steal ur girl in less than a second. Hes the worlds smartest kid. He loves all his friends so much. He always has his friends back and would fight anyone who would talk shit abt them. Mohammed is always horny and overall the sexiest man alive with a big dick. You would be the luckiest person in the world if you have a Mohammed in ur life. And last but not least hes tall as fuck.
Jimmy: OH SHIT IS THAT MOHAMMED
Jeff: yh bro hide ur girl asap or else he'll steal her
*Mohammed comes and steals Jimmys girl*
Mohammed: Sorry bro😉
by MrStealUrGirl21 June 12, 2020
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Just a sexy man that is handsome, amazing, kind, and smart.

He is every girls dream boy to have. He is funny, caring, and overall a cool guy to hangout with.
Mohammed is Sooo amazing dude!
by Thatkid6969 December 03, 2018
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Mohammed is a Somalian shmuck whos hairline ran away
I know Mohammed isn’t mafia, but I say we vote him out cause his hairline is distracting
by Momos hairline November 04, 2019
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A big dicked fellow with a really big heart. He loves to talk and be friendly, he is loyal and always has your back. But don’t be fooled he can easily take you down without a sweat. Most Mohammed’s love to party and do wack shit. They keep things lively and don’t wreck the fun. They are up for anything wether that be relaxing with buddies or doind some coke and have a whole night of partying.
Damn Mohammed be taking down the whole 40 ounce while smoking a blunt

Man I wish you were more like Mohammed.
by Mohammed’s January 13, 2019
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A Persian guy who lives in Al Ain which he has a microscopic penis and isn’t a pleasure in bed

And he’s a hairy douche
Mohammed isn’t a man
by Abdulla al dhaheri12 April 18, 2019
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Mohammed is such a cool guy that has a name that has to be appreciated more because i said so. Mohammed IS THE BEST GUY ON THIS HECKING WORLD GUY!! MOHAMMED SUPREMACY <3
Bob: Wow look at Mohammed! He looks so amazing cook quirky excellent good nice handsome beautiful pretty guy boy kid child adult toddler old man old woman man male female mal
by sonic1989pro_best_love May 21, 2021
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Mohammed are the sexiest of Africans beasts, they're ruthless but with a heart of gold. They are charming and are allowed more than 4 wives because they are so sexy. Guys watch out because a Mohammed is coming for your girl. Mohammed only dates arwas.
“Hide yo girl, Mohammed’s the sexiest African beast
by NfghroJ December 06, 2018
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