The coolest, funniest guy in the world. He will start you laughing and keep you laughing. He is a total boss and he kicks some serious arise in a fight. He's a best friend and an amazing boyfriend. If you know one you are one lucky bastard.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.