A small chinese penguin, that feels attracted to large gorillas. They also never shower in the mornings as a sign for mating

A man who looks like a douche but somehow still manages to pick up perfect tens.

- Foul-smelling, fairy beasht.
- Can obtain legendary status on occasions.

A cross breed between a goblin and a troll, a Moffat doesnt live beneath a bridge and doesnt eat sheep but takes pleasure in seeing little children. Also has an extremely odd personality but when provoked will get very angry

one who has become wildly drunk, in a hilarious manner to the rest of the party.

A person who is the lowest form of ultimate scum.