The cutest human being out there. He loves and cares for people out of the goodness of his heart. Really knows how to cheer people up. Makes really bad dad jokes but his looks make up for it. He always feels like home when you’re with him and knows how to comfort you when you feel lost. Best person to know out there. Modassers are one of a kind!!

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

a person who never knows how to fucking let things go. will literally bring up something as insignificant as being called a retard over a week ago. geography is unheard of in people named modasser's brain. literally will believe anything and everything you say.