The coffee of the future. It's a wakefulness enhancer. Modafinil keeps you awake and alert for 9 hours or more. The dose range is 100mg to 400mg. There's also armodafinil.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

The most sought after cognitive enhancer ever. Modafinil keeps you awake and alert. And it lifts your mood a little. It's like coffee, but better. Modafinil is a eugeroic (wakefulness enhancer).

allows you to stay focused on whatever you're doing. if you stay on your phone when it kicks in, you will stay on your phone for the whole day without realizing it

The act of sticking a single or multiple baby carrots into an asshole.