When masturbating so hard your dick turns various shades of light to dark grey, blue and black.

A man named Moby with a penis so large that it takes over his name.

It's a book...

Waking your wife by repeatedly beating your penis across her face in a performance reminiscent of the great John Bonham drum solo "Moby Dick"

Insert the nozzle of whipped cream in a can deep into the asshole and press for 4 seconds, plug it with your finger, then put your face over the blowhole and remove your finger for the full explosive moby dick experience. The classic white whale !

The pinacle of the act of harpooning, in which the woman being harpooned is in excess of twice the harpooners own body weight.

1The post-coital realisation that the sex you just had was so good you'll probably be chasing it for the rest of your life.

2 An inspiring sexual experience.