The pinacle of the act of harpooning, in which the woman being harpooned is in excess of twice the harpooners own body weight.
Friend: Man, was boning a fatty really worth breaking your ribs for?
Friend 2: hell yes, I harpooned my moby dick, my life is complete
by metrosexualbastard August 16, 2006
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A move you make on Internet creeps who ask or send unsolicited creepy messages and content.
Starts out with a simple question: "do you like whales/spermwhales?" Then, no matter the answer you copy paste an entire chapter of the novel Moby Dick as a response. If they still reply you get to choose to block them or troll them further
Person 1: Dude I just got an old creep dm'me
Person 2: you have to moby dick him!
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When you forget to bookmark some great porn and don't remember the title of the video and don't know any of the models' names, you have to go searching for it in an endless sea of porn.
I'm so frustrated! I spent all afternoon moby dicking to no avail.
by goyo May 21, 2016
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An extremely long drum solo by Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham. The best drum work ever, hands-down.
50 CENTS DRUM MACHINE IS TIGHT YO!!! FOR SHIZZLE!!!
Stfu, Moby Dick owns 50 cent any day.
by bonzorocks May 21, 2004
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When you are banging a chubby white girl from behind and her big ass is up in the air... you pull out and spew all over her back while yelling "Thar she blows!"
"I "Moby Dick'd" that girl I picked up last night!"
by SamAmy October 14, 2008
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A penis with a strong fishy odor from intercourse with a female who doesn't keep her vagina clean.
The people involved with the intercourse in question are the only ones who don't notice the stink.
Most anybody else within five yards or so will smell it and be physically sick.
Short of amputation, the only way it can be cured is to soak and scrub the area with a strong pine disinfectant.
Chuck: Did you fuck that skanky bitch?
Willy: Sure did, and it was good.
Chuck: Eeugh! Moby dick, man!
Willy: Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit.
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A man named Moby with a penis so large that it takes over his name.
He was Moby until his nudes leaked. Now he's Moby's Dick
by nopronounbullshit November 21, 2018
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