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A woman with tracheotomy performs oral sex on you but takes pulls your cock out at the last second, takes the load up her nose, and tilts her head back as far as she can before coughing and blowing the shame juice out of her neck hole.
I met this grandma last night at the bar that offered to let me Moby Dick her if I bought her another Pabst.
by Puffy McScrote December 29, 2014
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A man with a shaved pubic region. It refers to the musician Moby in regard to his bald head in relation to the hairless dick and balls.
"Ted was alright, but when I gave him head my mouth kept getting so full of pubic hair!"
"That's why I like Andy. He's got a Moby Dick."
"That's why I like Andy. He's got a Moby Dick."
by Steve Stevenson 66666667 April 27, 2012
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A move you make on Internet creeps who ask or send unsolicited creepy messages and content.
Starts out with a simple question: "do you like whales/spermwhales?" Then, no matter the answer you copy paste an entire chapter of the novel Moby Dick as a response. If they still reply you get to choose to block them or troll them further
Starts out with a simple question: "do you like whales/spermwhales?" Then, no matter the answer you copy paste an entire chapter of the novel Moby Dick as a response. If they still reply you get to choose to block them or troll them further
by CallMeDaddyIshmael October 28, 2020
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a large, very pale penis. Named so for the white whale in the Herman Melville novel of the same name.
by The Kinky Bruin July 27, 2014