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A land in the central United States, formerly occupied predominantly by Native Americans, which was stolen from the native peoples by inbred land thieves in covered wagons who are forced to live in those wagons and other “homes” on wheels due to their inabilities to read, write or perform other activities essential to maintaining employment; the current occupants of the stolen land are best known for their extreme meth use, drug and incest-related birth defects, and sudden outbursts of the phrase, “Boomer Sooner (pronounced thooner due to tooth shortages).”
The inbreds from Mobilehoma are coming down to Dallas again for their annual invasion of the Texas State Fair.

Because of the shortage of football players in Mobilehoma, their state university is forced to recruit players from Texas, the far superior state to the south.
by LittlePhilly October 02, 2018
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Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.
Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...
by brownsuite September 24, 2011
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