The act of calling a friend whilst masterbating just to talk as a prank. The prank is concluded when the caller informs his friend that he has just been mobilebated, then hangs up. This is done preferably at the moment of climax.

a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.