When you spread a loose womans roast beef flaps around the back of your head to wear only your nose is exposed, to resemble that of a clam. Meanwhile the woman of loosely screams mother of pearl in the voice of Mr. Krabs.
Bro I'm Mop Riblem with your mom so hard right now...
by Captain Claymidia September 23, 2021
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When you allow a fully grown black male to slowly spread your butt cheeks apart as he melts butter on your upper back with a hair dryer. Then proceeds to shove his foot into your gaping hole as he sings the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song.
Bro I be mop riblem so hard in the streets of lakeside.
by Master Roshi 69ing your mom September 17, 2021
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A mop sock is a sock or cloth that men ejaculate into while masturbating, it is usualy unwashed and not cleaned for long periods of time, and can become infested with molds and somtimes fungi.
"You're mother is a mop sock"
by Firestar_9 March 17, 2020
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Cleaning another persons carpet of any cocaine crumbs with the agility of a monkey cleaning bugs off it's breatherins back.
Did you just see that slob mop the closet?
by HeyComeOverByMe September 01, 2019
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A dirty bitch who calls other girls out but thinks she's a queen. Probably a nappy headed hoe who sleeps with her fiancé's friends and is a pathological liar. She typically sells drugs out of her car, then pins it on her minor fiancé to avoid herself getting jail time. A dirt mop can be found in just about any dude's car if he has drugs, or on Facebook talking shit about her friends. They prefer the guys that are going nowhere in life, and living out of their cars. She is basically just a dirty, useless, waste-of-space, who spreads her nasty around.
This bitch is calling me a mud cricket, yet she's a dirt mop? Lol
by K10Lover March 05, 2017
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