A poser who purchases only premium power tools but lacks the skill or will to use them.

Equivalent to 'all the gear and no idea'.
Derek only buys the best tools but never uses them, he's a real DeWalter Mitty.
by meddatron May 22, 2020
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When someone hands you a glass of wine with a big palm print on the glass vs handing the glass stem first like any civilized wine drinker might.
"Can you please pass my wine, and don't Walter Mitty the glass."

Walter Mitty was a pitiful character from a James Thurber story. The movie with Dany Kaye.
by Christine_Currie January 09, 2009
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The young Mitchell or Mitty as Connor may call it he is a outstanding little boy he is about 19 cm tall and has a furious attitude he usually touches little boys and girls named Brianna he is gay and smells like donkey shit!!
Mitty HOGEN BOGAN is stinky today
by bigboyrobux September 27, 2019
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Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties is an underground urban legend about a gay boy who can be summoned by a certain phrase/game.

He is well most known by this little poem by those who are victims of his crimes.

Victims of his crimes spend all of their time cooking up stew while being haunted by the who. Who is the boy, who has come for new toys. Piles of men, ten by ten. Hide your member, he was born in december. Coming to you soon, he will be nude. Run and hide, or your dick will die.

The poem associated with him is;
“*Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties*,say it 3 times and he’ll be there like a kitty. To know he has came, just call out his name. Beware of your pickle, cause he’ll come to tickle. And when your not looking, he’ll use it for cooking..”
by urbanlegendteller August 21, 2021
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mittie will take your breath away. she is the most beautiful girl i've ever seen. she is the prettiest girl in every room, and gets every eye anywhere she goes. she will go fishing and hunting with you and is a daddys girl. she is the girl you take back home but she is SO SEXY! but man fr though you gotta watch out if you date her and keep her safe because she is gorgeous!
mittie is so hot.
back off mittie is mine
by fghtsku! September 23, 2020
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