A person who claims to be special forces but really isnt
Homeless Walter mitty with uniform: Can ya spare some change.
Random man: Fuck off you disgrace
by Gryuhdyiokjgd Jkoifyogsd January 21, 2018
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When you have a poke-through with toilet paper and end up with brown product on your hand
Dammit Louise, you bin shoppin' at walmart agin fer the bum wipe - Ah dun gotta a shitty mitty agin!!!!
by Newfi Shunky Shack March 12, 2015
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A fictional character prone to daydreaming and fantasy. Currently in the news in the UK after a government official compared a UK intelligence worker David Kelly to Walter Mitty. Dr Kelly then killed himself, sparking the Hutton inquiry which will probably be a whitewash and Tony Blair will cling to power for a little while longer. Tosser.
He is a Walter Mitty-style fantasist!
by Ian Chode September 17, 2003
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the best fucking school in the country!!!
(Catholic high school in San Jose, California)
ranked 1st in california
5th in the nation by sports illustrated
produced carey walsh and other awesome atheletes
kills everybody in girls' sports
takes a shit on st. francis high school
99.9% of students go to college
but no cheerleaders
betty: omg! i just got into st. francis!!!
carol: FUCK YOU IM GOING TO ARCHBISHOP MITTY

boy: hey babe, what school u go 2?
girl: archbishop mitty, u?
boy: st. francis
girl: fuck you

by omgmackkie August 17, 2008
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Mitty tilk, Mitty tilk, where is the Mitty tilk? I want the mitty tilk-- give me the Mitty tillk!!
by ElyssiaTheGreat December 07, 2015
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In between 'Tall Smitties' (small titties) and 'Tig Bitties' (big titties) - switch the 'T' and the 'M' around and you have 'Medium Titties'
Guy 1: "Man, check out that G - she got some nice Tedium Mitties there!"

Guy 2: "Yeh, I'd love to lose my face in those!"
by Knightime June 09, 2010
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When the inner breasts are exposed through an intentional cut in a wardrobe, as opposed to side boob which are exposed on the outside.
by Bo_didlee February 16, 2018
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