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Minion kittens. When an evil being or entity gathers to them dark forces to do their evil bidding, and all they can get are kittens, they've got mittens.

Also; cats who follow their person around everywhere, as though they intend to be helpful, but really just want to sleep near them.
Sorcerer: "Go, my Mittens, and bring me the Dark Crystal of Power!"

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Lady: I wanted to go get another cup of coffee, but the mittens will just follow me and meow constantly.
by calvinke January 31, 2011
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Used in chat sites, like two thumbs up. A person who likes a response in a thread will post a picture of two mittens with the thumbs pointing upward. Especially used by Discordians, Mythics and Sweets.

Also means sexually stimulating two girls at once by having your hand inside each of their vaginas simultaneously. Similar to a circle jerk or sharies.
I love that post about sharies. I'm giving it mittens and win!
by Dildorgasm January 29, 2009
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A lovable nickname for presidential candidate Mitt Romney.
Just can't relate to the crowd tonight...poor Mittens, maybe he'll do better tomorrow.
by Slap Fappy July 26, 2012
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Adj. To describe someone utterly cute, adorable, sweet, and warms you outside-in - like a pair of mittens on fluffy bunnies. awwww power!!
Jammy is SO mittens ^_^
by JeSuisSteph March 27, 2008
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The black and white cat from the Disney movie "Bolt".
"Mittens, so help me, I will superbark you out of that tree!" - Bolt
by BoltySuperdog October 26, 2010
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To place one hand in a woman’s vagina and the other hand in another woman’s vagina.
You dirty kittens, lay down for your mittens.
by cache December 04, 2003
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