A cheap Jap knock-off of the far superior Ford Mustang.
Look at that stupid wigger with his riced-out Mitsubishi Eclipse, what a retard
by The Real Eggplant June 14, 2007
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A type of 4x4 vehicle for those who wish they owned a much more manly vehicle. Such as a Nissan Patrol or even if they are more inclined to the transgender side; a Toyota Landcruiser
Wow I almost bought a Mitsubishi Pajero but then I remembered I had testicles.
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the car that will beat almost anything on a drag strip, and EVERYTHING (maybe except an STi) on a rally course.
V8 driver: HAH i can smoke that 4 pot ricer mitsubishi lancer evolution.

*after race*

V8 driver: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING ON ROIDS???

evo driver: we were racing?
by maddah faggah November 28, 2009
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A monster among cars, usually driven by the most hardcore of people. Also, the owners usually never see a set of taillights and see a lot of tits, ass, and females drooling. The driver of the car is usually a short, buff guy with a huge cock. Also they go by the name of Brandon.
1.Holy hell did you see that Mitsubishi 3000gt vr4 drive past?
2.(Female) hey can i suck your cock since you drive a Mitsubishi 3000gt vr4?
by Brandon VR4 Gidki November 21, 2013
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The scary Japanese electric car that for some reason ended in 2017 but looks like a 2002 Micro Station Wagon.
Mitsubishi Sales Man: Hey! Wanna take a test drive of the new Mitsubishi i-MiEV
Customer: Shut the fuck up I'd rather take my Eclipse Cross...
Mitsubishi Sales Man: Get out of my store.
by SoftCookiesFromAir August 08, 2018
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Mitsubishi‘s suck. I’m sorry but they are just the worst. I can’t be bothered by them in 2021. They have never lived up to their names and I don’t find many people that are fans of them. And their vehicles have a feeling of cheapness to them.
That pile of crap car on the side of the road is a Mitsubishi
by Eliteshadow 2 January 25, 2021
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The kind of 4x4 that makes the ladies drop their panties.
Hey girl, look he drives a Mitsubishi Challenger. Bet he’s great in bed.
by aussiemozzie December 29, 2018
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