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A euphemism to describe a particular investment partnership involving three individuals where 1 party's investment is 50% of the total and the other party's investments are 25% of the total, each.

Imagine the investment as a pair of cells where one cell has undergone mitosis resulting in 2 identical daughter cells and the other cell unchanged.
Got a connect that'll do a QP for $700 so split that in a mitosis three way with the bois and I'm getting an O for $175 which is way under budget this month
by blub blub mcgee January 20, 2021
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