Mitch: *Enters a crowded bus* Pardon me, miss. Mitch coming through. *Stands in front of woman*
The woman stands aside and thinks to herself about the Mitch in front of her. While deep in thought, another individual approaches and stands behind her. Her brain begins piecing the puzzle pieces together as she slowly turns her head around to the man behind her. Her eyes catch glimpse of a small worn nametag on the mans shirt. Her face slowly turns to horror as she sees those damned letters "M" "I" "T" "C" "H" and realizes that she has been mitchwiched.

"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."