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Mitchell is the bastard son of Zues and is an only child in his mortal family. This guy is a god among men. His awesomeness causes chuck norris to drop to his knees and bow down. Women have Wet Dreams about having a Wet Dream about a day with Mitchell. His Penis is 9 in. exactly but can still please a woman better than a man with a foot long rod. Awesomness pumps through his veins everyday and will turn anything his blood touches into pure energy. Overall
Dude, holy shit, that was Mitchell
by emefircus October 28, 2010
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A person who dates crazy sex-craving lunatics, and is also a little crazy themselves. They also tend to hang up on people when they are trying to order some pizza. They also do not enjoyed being followed
1)That guy is acting like a real mitchell, last week him and his girlfriend had sex behind a couch his friend was sleeping on!

2)Man that guy is crazier than a Mitchell
by Swoleski15 July 25, 2011
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When you forgot what you want to say so you just say "Mitchell"
"I'm drinking a greasy old dirty Mitchell out here!"
"Fuck off Mitchell"
"You fucking mitchell"
by Aiden Gillan February 28, 2016
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Noun/Verb

A "Mitchell" is an abnormaly large penis (8 to 15 inches long), or a man who has a large penis while everyone thinks he doesn't, or A Berziky
How would you describe your dick?
I guess it could be considered a Mitchell

Wow, that guy is totally a Mitchell
by Berziky September 21, 2011
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Mitchell is an extremely athletic and attractive guy. He's always super loving and sweet and isn't afraid to show you off. He has great hair, a great body, perfect lips, and the prettiest hazel eyes. Mitchell is also extremely funny and always has you laughing. He's loyal and smart and is just all around the best guy you could be with. You're the luckiest girl in the world if you end up with Mitchell.
"Did you see that cute snowboarder over there?"

"Who? Mitchell? Oh yeahhhh I couldn't miss a cute face like that"

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by biggulp101 June 11, 2019
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