The supreme god
The best person ever
5 times won the prize of the best person on the universe
Mitchell is something that you can't describe it
The best person ever
5 times won the prize of the best person on the universe
Mitchell is something that you can't describe it
This is so Mitchell
by Captain Bill McAwesome III November 01, 2019
Mitchell is a wonderful person with severe anger issues, a drug problem, and piercing green eyes. Mitchell only has one girl chasing after him who has the exact same qualities as him. Mitchell isnt thought of as hot by most girls but theres one girl that thinks he’s perfect. Mitchell enjoys riding dirt bikes and doing copious amounts of drugs with his friends. Nobody really knows what he is. All they know is that hes an introverted alcoholic drug addict stoner.
Girl in love with Mitchell: i really like Mitchell I cant fall in love with anyone else
her bestfriend: he totally likes you go for it
Girl in love: are you sure?
her bestfriend: go for it
her bestfriend: he totally likes you go for it
Girl in love: are you sure?
her bestfriend: go for it
by unknown alchemy April 09, 2021
Mitchells are generally strong, intelligent, and sporty people with a uniquely rye sense of humor and a presence that you can feel from across a room.
When they feel like it, they can be really fun and outgoing, but will need time to themselves to find the energy to socialize. (They tend to be the type of person who’s lowkey a popular loner)
They do their best to be thoughtful and conscious of the people around them, but can struggle to empathize and express their exact emotions to others.
Their greatest weakness is their proclivity to hold pent-up energy and strong emotions deep inside, as when they eventually release (though once in a blue moon) things can get pretty messy.
Their greatest strength is having natural talent in most things. They develop skills as easily as they can crack funny jokes.
They’re pretty decent with women, but could definitely use some practice as they WILL catch feelings 7/10 times for like, literally no reason whatsoever.
9/10 times they’re also tall Mfs with a low ass alcohol tolerance.
When they feel like it, they can be really fun and outgoing, but will need time to themselves to find the energy to socialize. (They tend to be the type of person who’s lowkey a popular loner)
They do their best to be thoughtful and conscious of the people around them, but can struggle to empathize and express their exact emotions to others.
Their greatest weakness is their proclivity to hold pent-up energy and strong emotions deep inside, as when they eventually release (though once in a blue moon) things can get pretty messy.
Their greatest strength is having natural talent in most things. They develop skills as easily as they can crack funny jokes.
They’re pretty decent with women, but could definitely use some practice as they WILL catch feelings 7/10 times for like, literally no reason whatsoever.
9/10 times they’re also tall Mfs with a low ass alcohol tolerance.
Hey look it’s Mitchell - the chill af dude I told you about.
Yea sure, but I guarantee he can’t out drink an 8 year old.
Nah, probs not.
Yea sure, but I guarantee he can’t out drink an 8 year old.
Nah, probs not.
by Thefactspitter February 03, 2021
Mitchell is cursed. Whoever's in the top of his command dies. Colonel Cue, Sergeant Harvey, they're all dead. But whatever happens, he lives. Some say it's just a coincidence and that there's no such thing as a curse, but others beg to differ.
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