A big fat Gaylord is is 12 years old and watches My Little Pony and Teletubbies.
Mitchell is a gay bitch fuck
by TheUnknownGuest22 March 25, 2019
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Someone with a very dark skin color.
It's so dark out here, I can hardly see you!
"I know. I'm a Mitchell."

Look, mark got a tan this weekend and he's dark as (a) Mitchell!

"Only when it is dark enough can't you see Mitchell."


by The Dark Mitchell March 9, 2009
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Someone who doesn't have the internet, uses flamboyant words making you question his sexuality and looks and smells like an ape
Oh man, you see Mitchell the other day? He called my dog fabulous then updated his windows version capping me.
by Shawsie64 October 20, 2009
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He’s a special man. thinks he’s cool. Is nice to everyone, has no heart, not to many friends but enough to keep him popular.
Mitchell mean sad
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A snitch, will steal your girl. Gym Boys, has no muscles tho. Gay cunt who shaves his legs. He will treat you like a princess
Mitchell you snitch
by Snitch__ May 7, 2019
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the person who broke the screen on my computer
by Devonte96 October 29, 2019
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To Mitchell is to fart (or shart) oneself at an inopportune or inappropriate time in a public setting. Generally, its a noxious and offensive gas and the perpetrator is usually unaware of implications of his action(s).
Who just Mitchelled themselves in the middle of the bar? Jay, was that you?
by ndube50 April 11, 2010
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