Normally a dickhead and don’t care about anything other than hisself. Sometimes can be nice and be there but mostly chooses drugs or video games over anything and acts big when he’s not.
Person1: ‘Mitchell is so pathetic.’

Person2: ‘Tell me about it!’
by anonymous~•~ October 16, 2018
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To Mitchell is to fart (or shart) oneself at an inopportune or inappropriate time in a public setting. Generally, its a noxious and offensive gas and the perpetrator is usually unaware of implications of his action(s).
Who just Mitchelled themselves in the middle of the bar? Jay, was that you?
by ndube50 April 10, 2010
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To veer off course violently. The phrase comes from Mitchell Johnson, Aussie Test bowler who regularly gets panged around the park by opposition batsmen due to him bowling the ball down the left, down the right, anything but straight.
I was driving down the motorway and the back right tyre went causing the car to Mitchell across 3 lanes and end up on the grass verge.
by Take the urn home January 20, 2011
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He is a bitch ass kid that looks like frankenstein and the yello angry bird. Hes very homosexual and likes big penis in his mouth 20 4 7 and fuck you dick #itsfuckyoukid
by Jasonmcqueery July 11, 2018
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Mitchell. A mitchell will own a mighty landcruiser equiped with an ls1 that will blow doors of his rival patrols
Hey buddy are you ok in that nissan patrol mitchell says
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Mitchell is a guy who just loves playing video games(at his moms house mostly) he also is straight but can tend to be fruity to others (especially black guys named Marion.
That guy looks like a Mitchell

I want to be a Mitchell
by Um not John Stanley... July 10, 2020
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