An Asian-American man who is 5'7" and is secretly homosexual towards characters from the movie "Cars"
by Berry Chalupa April 18, 2021
Telling your buddies you're coming to hang out then disappear for the rest of the night. If you are the "Mitch of the evening" (often synonymous with bitch of the evening) then you will most likely respond some time in the next 12 hours.
by Demockej January 15, 2018
This is a term used to insult the father.Mitch derived from kevin harts word man bitch.SOM is the womans equivalent to SOB.
by Icy1 December 08, 2018
In the second frame, Michelle got a Mitch when she bowled a gutter-ball on her first throw and then picked up the spare on her second.
by Rozersedge February 01, 2019
A homeschool kid that is bad at rocket league, sweats on apex legends, wears a swimshirt in the pool, eats peanut butter, touches other dudes thighs and is a strange cookie.
by Very hot man and also sexy March 19, 2021
1. The painful result after falling on your head from standing on a railing.
2. A really stupid act.
2. A really stupid act.
Kid: David wait, don't stand on that railing.
David: Man, it'll be fine. Just watch.
Kid: Oh Snap!
David: lying on ground having a seizure Ambulance. Now.
When Kid was asked what happened to David, he explains: He pulled a total D-Mitch.
David: Man, it'll be fine. Just watch.
Kid: Oh Snap!
David: lying on ground having a seizure Ambulance. Now.
When Kid was asked what happened to David, he explains: He pulled a total D-Mitch.
by DMitchMom March 27, 2009
by K Mitch December 19, 2016

