1. Adj. : A highly inappropriate statement remarkably able to not be considered sexual hasassment.
2. A half-rat, half-human hybrid.
2. A half-rat, half-human hybrid.
by tha hamburglar September 15, 2005
(noun) 1. A person who makes very corny, unfunny, yet surprisingly clever jokes that absolutely no one ever laughs at, however this person is persistent and continues to make these jokes for some unknown reason
(verb) 2. The act of making a joke that is corny, unfunny yet surprisingly clever, usually made by a Mitch (n). One does not have to be a Mitch (n) to Mitch (v).
(verb) 2. The act of making a joke that is corny, unfunny yet surprisingly clever, usually made by a Mitch (n). One does not have to be a Mitch (n) to Mitch (v).
1. "What was with that guy and all the corny ass jokes...?"
"I don't know, but he was such a Mitch!"
2. "Sorry, but if I was down with the brown, I'd get stuck in the toilet!" *proceeds to laugh at his own joke*
"Dude, you Mitch all of the fucking time"
"I don't know, but he was such a Mitch!"
2. "Sorry, but if I was down with the brown, I'd get stuck in the toilet!" *proceeds to laugh at his own joke*
"Dude, you Mitch all of the fucking time"
by Alexander J. Thompson January 24, 2009
mitche is the name of a total cutie. she is usually asian (not a smart one) who likes kpop and kdrama. Good friend but likes to daydream about korean guys. noice
by koreanpandataekyung November 02, 2015
1 & 2:me:oh my god,she's so short and scary,it's unpleasant just to look at her
danny:yeah i know..she's total mitch
3:john:nice girlfriend you got there dude
nick: yeah i know,she's a mitch:my bitch
danny:yeah i know..she's total mitch
3:john:nice girlfriend you got there dude
nick: yeah i know,she's a mitch:my bitch
by jammy say this shit May 03, 2010
He is always the best child in the family he is the most amzing guy with the biggest penis in the world
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