An alcoholic beverage that is attained by mixing 1 part Yager to 4 parts Root Beer (preferably A&W or IBC, MUG tastes like shit). This was concocted by none other than Mitch Ortenburg and it's his guarantee "Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!"
I drank a big Mitch Bitch last night and ended up with my pannies in my vag. (Hypothetically speaking)
by Mitch Ortenburg August 17, 2008
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Mitch the Bitch is a term for a Male/little bitch name Mitchel. Preferably Closs.
Chance "Man, this guy is being the biggest Mitch the Bitch alive. He wont even finger me."

Davin " Jenna is way hotter."
by V-Dubs September 5, 2014
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On April 30,2019 you wear Mitch match fucking clothes Bc your a real one
Make sure your not wear the same of something or your a bitch PERIODTMitch Match bitch
by Kinglujay25 April 27, 2019
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