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1.) A spineless turtle, very rare in reptiles.

2.) Another term for a hypocritical motherfucking piece of shit.
1.) The Mitch McConnell hid in his shell.

2.) Reverend Tom is being such a Mitch McConnell by preaching family values while cheating on his wife.
by Patriotic Leftie March 06, 2021
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when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
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The Mitch McConnel is a sexual position one can only achieve in concert with a Galapagos Tortoise which results in wrinkly, long lived, but exceptionally unintelligent offspring.
Wow that’s one ugly SOB, one of his parents clearly had a fetish for the Mitch McConnell.
by One With Common Sense September 25, 2019
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The substance excreted when expressing a dog's anal glands.
My dog's been dragging its ass across the carpet recently, must be a nasty Mitch McConnell buildup.
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One of the most despicable politicians on the planet, who filibustered his own bill when democrats agreed with it. And yet, Kentucky still elects this clown.
Person 1: "How bad is Mitch Mcconnell?"

Person 2: "Enough that people refer to him as a turtle."
by senthurmanz June 26, 2017
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A rare species of tortoise found in the hills of Kentucky that derives pleasure from docking with other male tortai.
My brother and I were hiking and to our dismay, from a distance, saw two hillbillies with their uncircumcised penises inserted into one another but as we got closer we realized it was just a couple of Mitch McConnells.
by Puppychup August 08, 2019
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Acting as a bitch! Ignoring facts and pretending to know everything.
Melissa is a mitch!

What do you mean?

She has been a mitch mcconnell whole semester.
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