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1.) A spineless turtle, very rare in reptiles.
2.) Another term for a hypocritical motherfucking piece of shit.
2.) Another term for a hypocritical motherfucking piece of shit.
1.) The Mitch McConnell hid in his shell.
2.) Reverend Tom is being such a Mitch McConnell by preaching family values while cheating on his wife.
2.) Reverend Tom is being such a Mitch McConnell by preaching family values while cheating on his wife.
by Patriotic Leftie March 06, 2021
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The Mitch McConnel is a sexual position one can only achieve in concert with a Galapagos Tortoise which results in wrinkly, long lived, but exceptionally unintelligent offspring.
by One With Common Sense September 25, 2019
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One of the most despicable politicians on the planet, who filibustered his own bill when democrats agreed with it. And yet, Kentucky still elects this clown.
by senthurmanz June 26, 2017
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A rare species of tortoise found in the hills of Kentucky that derives pleasure from docking with other male tortai.
My brother and I were hiking and to our dismay, from a distance, saw two hillbillies with their uncircumcised penises inserted into one another but as we got closer we realized it was just a couple of Mitch McConnells.
by Puppychup August 08, 2019