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When you take a shit and you wipe it so hard you get shit on your ball sack.
Man that was large smelly shit I took, I wiped my asshole and got a mistymay. Be careful when you take a misty, or it'll end up all over your may sack.
by garbagehooker March 11, 2017
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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Nickname given to any female willing to have sex with anyone as soon as she does a little bath salt
Man, ya got to bring Susan. She always gets Misty Mayed when she does salt and i need to get laid.
by Righteous Regulator November 25, 2018
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