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Calling someone Mister or Mr in text or convo is a way of flirting or showing flirtation towards them in a playful way.
Hey Mister, what are you doing tonight?

This is a very flirtatious statement.
by Truth setter December 26, 2017
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Friend 1: He's a fine piece of ass!
Friend 2: If I were married, he'd so be my mister!
by NatVé November 13, 2006
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A title used informally to signify respect between two people but without actually meaning it.
"What time do you call this, Mister Ben?"
by Mr Ben February 07, 2005
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Relating to the size of a man's penis, if it is especially large, then they call him Mister.

(Short form Mr.)
When you're this big, they call you Mister.

you should totally do Mr. Ricky.
by infinate March 14, 2010
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Mister Is a smart, loving, trustworthy, handsome, ladies man. He is very outgoing and is not scared of anything. All the girls like him in some strong way. He has strong hates for many people but also strong loves😘😙. If a mister likes someone, he will 80% od the time get the gurl. A mister is the bae everyone wants.😘
Gurl 1:You see that nice guy over there.
Gurl 2: yes he MUST be a Mister
by Lolmisterhere April 12, 2018
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