He Is a teacher/Rapist at Piedmont Lakes Middle School that if you do anything slightly wrong he will see you "After Class" Which normally involves him anally Fisting you putting a strap on on with no lube once you see him once you can never go back (Only sees boys "After class" btw)

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.