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(miss-taht) Noun: When you get an emotionally driven tattoo whilst under the influence of anything which causes your inhibitions to be lowered, such as drugs/alcohol and/or love which you decide at a later time to be a mistake.

A regretted body modification

A tattoo that isn't what you wanted or is subpar by fault of the tattoo artist.
"Dude, I got a mistat the other night. Drunk me tattooed a smiling crack pipe on my neck. Fuck my life"

"My tattoo artist is a dick, dude. He gave me the WORST mistat the other night. See?"
"Dude, that's a meth pipe."
"I know."
"It says 'Just Do It' underneath"
"Yeah, I think I'm going to sue."

"Got a mistat? If you got a faulty tattoo from a drunk tattoo artist, it's considered Mistat in the first degree and you could be eligible for compensation. Our lawyers are here to help..."

"She mistatted his name on her boob. What the fuck"
by Charli June 06, 2019
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