Missouri S&T is a college in Rolla, MO and is home to more dudes than you think. A college town, Rolla is home to alcohol and parties, but be careful. With the amount of dudes up here, you could wake up with a dick up your ass. The school is great and the professors are nice.

I also heard St. Pat's is real nice. Make sure if you're a guy to meet girls up here. You'll get very lonely.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk